Ollie Loves Hats
Ollie loves hats. He totally wears them all the time and isn't just saying this in the hope you give him treats.
Who is Ollie and why are you on this page?
Ollie is a 12 year old three-legged dog who felt it was neccessary for the world to know what he's a fan. I've known him for 5 years and, to be honest, I have a feeling it is going to be just food and sleep.
He might surprise me... but this is probably an elaborate ruse to get sent treats.
Your reasons for being here are between you and your God.
Fun Facts About Ollie... That he provided... So I don't think are true.
Ollie Thinks You Are The Best Human
Yes. You.
He doesn't know who you are and never meet you but he has a sneaking suspicion you have a sandwich on you and so is willing to start a new life with you.
Ollie Was A Rockstar in the 90s
Ollie was in a Rockband called Pawaysis. The human tribute act was more famous. It was a reverse Dogtanian situtation. Their hits included Wonderpaw, (Don't Look) Barking Anger and Morning Grrrrrrrrrry.